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Monday, June 6, 2011

The Disney Ten Commandments

As seen on The Disney Driven Life

photo credit: Ami B-E


To me, and so many Disney fans, the Walt Disney World Resort is like a little piece of heaven on earth.   All in good fun, here is a list of “shalls” and “shall nots” when visiting this secular paradise.

  1. Thou shall not have any vacations before Disney.
  2. Thou shall not consume a Prime Time peanut butter and jelly milkshake and immediately ride Rockin’ Roller Coaster.
  3. Thou shall give up a seat on the bus for the elderly, disabled, or a person holding a baby.
  4. Thou shall not be Grumpy at any point- unless your hat or shirt warns everyone around that you are.
  5. Thou shall not hold a spot in line until the end and then call up the twenty friends who have been playing in the park while everyone else waits.
  6. Thou shall stay in a Disney Resort.
  7. Thou shall honor the memory of Walt Disney by going into “One Man’s Dream” at least once in each trip.
  8. Thou shall have, at minimum, one popcorn, one Mickey Bar and a Dole Whip while on vacation.
  9. Thou shall walk slowly down Main St., appreciating the vision that occurred so many years ago.
  10. Thou shall cry while watching Wishes.


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